Tuesday, August 28, 2007

笑话一则

在Lee Abbey生活,英语要尽量讲的标准,不然很容易就会引起误会或闹出笑话。

话说有一天,一位刚认识的朋友问我马来西亚有什么好玩,由于我知道他是来自没有海边的内陆国家,我就很自豪的想要把马来西亚的海滩介绍给他。于是就说,"We have many beautiful beach".

忽然,另一位在旁边的朋友,无意间听了我们的谈话,用非常讶异的表情问我,"What??? Your country has many beautiful BITCH???"

真想找个洞钻进去。

2 comments:

Henry Chiah said...

Luckly ... you aware, that they are mentioning "BITCH" not "BEACH". if me ahhh ... i will blur blur and keep talking, i will keep countinue say : Our "BITCH" very clean one, very white and beautiful. Our country "BITCH" got white one, yellow one, black one, deep long one and short one, clean and dirty one lar. But you don't have to worry ... our country government very very take care of all this "BITCH", because we know u all "WHITE MONKEY" love "BITCH" mah, everyday also sleep day and night on "BITCH". Ehh why you all love "BITCH" arr... not hot meh???

Test said...

那时他/她肯定会听到4只眼八只耳。。。然后傻乎乎的说:Really?? This coming holiday i must visit Malaysia. 这样我们又为“Visit Malaysia” 出一份力。呵呵。